What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks
What is a myth?
A female moth
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore
What is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins
What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
Sir Francis Brake
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking
Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom
Chicken Spocks
What is a myth?
A female moth
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore
What is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins
What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
Sir Francis Brake
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking
Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom
Did you hear about the monster known as ‘Captain Kirk’?
He had a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear
He had a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear
What do vampires have at 11am every day?
A coffin break
A coffin break
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak
Because they squeak
Why is plum pudding like the sea?
Because it’s full of currants
Because it’s full of currants
Where do rich pigs live?
In a stye-scraper
In a stye-scraper
What’s purple and burns?
The Grape Fire of London
The Grape Fire of London
Did you hear about the stupid sports fan who listened to a match?
He burned his ear!
He burned his ear!
What's mad, has six legs, and lives on the moon?
A Lunar-tic
A Lunar-tic
What does a spider do when it gets angry?
Goes up the wall
Goes up the wall
What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a knight?
A bite in shining armour
Teacher - "Who knows what a hippy is?"
Clever Clogs - "It's something that holds your leggy on"
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evening
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What do you call a cheerful flea?
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A hop-timist (groan)
Why are vampires crazy?
Because they are often bats
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell into the sink
What does a headless horseman ride?
A night mare
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
Why is a leg of pork like an old radio?
Because they both have lots of crackling
Which insects can tell the time?
Clockroaches
What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug
Did you hear about the man who set up a flea circus?
He sarted it from scratch
Two fleas were running along the top of a box of washing powder
'Why are we running so fast?' gasped the first flea
The second flea puffed, 'Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!''
How do nits get away from it all?
They fly British Hairways
Clockroaches
What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug
Did you hear about the man who set up a flea circus?
He sarted it from scratch
Two fleas were running along the top of a box of washing powder
'Why are we running so fast?' gasped the first flea
The second flea puffed, 'Because it says 'tear along the dotted line!''
How do nits get away from it all?
They fly British Hairways
Why are vampires crazy?
Because they are often bats
Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer?
He fell into the sink
What does a headless horseman ride?
A night mare
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
Why is a leg of pork like an old radio?
Because they both have lots of crackling
How did the baker get an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg
Why did the raspberry jelly wobble?
Because it saw the strawberry milk shake
Why is history like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates
Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser (groan...)
What is a vampire's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato
He stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg
Why did the raspberry jelly wobble?
Because it saw the strawberry milk shake
Why is history like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates
Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser (groan...)
What is a vampire's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato
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